I need mobsters like you.
— The Taofather
A Boss calls a hit on a subnet he says is weak, or protects one he's backing. The Family gets twelve hours to ride with him or cross him and take the other side. Your price is locked the second you put your name down, and after that nobody touches it.
Every job in the city settles together, Sunday at midnight. The side the chain proves right takes the whole pot, split by how much each of them put up. Every call goes in a dossier with your name on it.
Real subnets. Real prices. The only coin that ever moves is the cut you pay to ride.
Call it
Hit means it goes down. Protect means it goes up. One line to say why.
Ride or cross
Twelve hours to back the Boss or take the other side. You pick the size, you pay a cut of it into the job's pot, the size itself stays in your wallet.
Books shut Saturday. Nothing gets called that can't run twelve hours before the reckoning.
Collect on Sunday
Midnight UTC the city settles at once. Winning side splits the pot, pro rata. Losing side reads about it in the dossier.
Reserves down forty percent in two weeks. Test the floor.
- move
- -9.4%
- took it
- the riders
- pot
- 61,400
- verdict
- Clean
Boss said it holds. Nine of us said he was reading the wrong book.
- move
- -6.8%
- took it
- the crossers
- pot
- 38,900
- verdict
- Crossed
Emissions up, validators walking, nothing shipped in ninety days.
- riding
- 08
- crossing
- 05
- pot
- 12,750
- verdict
- Pending
Redacted until the job settles. One job a week gets the blessing.
- Name
- Taofather
- Symbol
- MOB
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Holder tax
- 3%Baked into the token. Every transfer pays out to everyone holding, us included. No separate creator cut.
- Minting
- DeadFixed supply, and every job posted burns more of it.
- Launchpad
- LaunchLabBonding curve to a Raydium pool at 85 SOL. Liquidity locked permanently.
- Job fees
- Half burned, half to the potCharged on the size you put behind a call, never on your holdings. The pot goes back out to the side that called it right.
- The Family's cut
- 10% at launch 5% tribute, 3% war chest, 2% seed money. Three wallets, all named below, all watchable.
- The Taofather's wallet
- 9Kd4pRxT7mV2sQ8nL1bC6hW3jY5uZ0fEHis tribute. Watch it like everyone else does.
- The war chest
- 7Gx4kR2mQ9vL8sT1nB6cX3wD5fH0jK4pZNever sold. Runs on its share of the holder tax.
- Seed money
- 3Fa9dLpW7kM2xN8vC1bQ6hR4tY0uE5sJSpent posting jobs in public, same fees as anyone else.
- Contract
- So1anaMintAddre55Here0000000000000000Posted here and on X the second it exists.
- Opens
- Token firstNo board until there is a coin to play it with. The contract lands here, then the doors open.
Before launch there is no contract address. Anything claiming to be MOB before we post it here is somebody working you.
Nothing moves in this city
without his blessing.